Well this was slightly unexpected, but Hugh Fryer asked for his tale to be posted immediately It seems he sort of just fell upon it. Here is his tale.
~Chaucer
Wow. There’s this really pathetic repo man, like a collections agent, talking to another guy in a sandwich shop where I am...
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015Repo man sounds like some inverted Robin Hood, stealing from the poor to give to the rich. #goodideaforastory @PilgrimsPrize
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015So this stranger just asked this repo guy “You’re a bounty hunter, aren’t ya?” #strangerthanfiction
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015The repo man probably thinks it’s much more impressive to be a bounty hunter than a collections agent. #whataloser
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015HA! This guy just said to his stranger hero, “takes one to know one, doesn’t it?” Can you believe he said that? So lame… #youneedfriendsbud
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015The stranger banged his hand on the table and says “I knew it just by looking at you!” He looks all rebellious, like he’s planning a heist.
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015Stranger just said, “Hey, I’m not from around here. Are you on a job? Mind if I tag along?” #theplotthickens
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015This is crazy! I’m going to follow them. This is my story, @PilgrimsPrize
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize This stranger is cool. He’s got swagger. He’s the sort of guy that this repo man could only dream of chuming around with.
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize Repo man's looking serious: “I don’t get paid much. It’s hard to make a comfortable living in this economy or whatever.”
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@HughLife careful, Hugh! You're getting quite close to trolling. That's not acceptable in this contest. #PilgrimsPrize
— Pilgrim's Prize (@PilgrimsPrize) July 8, 2015@SebPoena @HughLife well, go on then.
— Pilgrim's Prize (@PilgrimsPrize) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize This repo man must think his dreams of being a tough guy might come true. He's still talking about his job not paying much...
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize ...He said “so sometimes I take a little something to teach him a lesson. Say his car, or her jewellery. You know how it is.”
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize The stranger just punched the repo man in the shoulder, “Of course you do! Got to survive. It’s all part of the job.”
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize Repo jerk: “I’ll take anything as long as it’s not too heavy or hot. I make those creeps BEG me to take their car!” Ugh
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@HughLife @PilgrimsPrize Ok, I’ve had enough! This is slander! You’re spreading rumours about a perfectly respectable career! #getalifehugh
— Seb Poena (@SebPoena) July 8, 2015Wait your turn, @SebPoena. Let @HughLife finish this story... What's happening now, Hugh?
— Pilgrim's Prize (@PilgrimsPrize) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize Ok, so they’re talking really quiet right now. I’m going to go to the toilet so I can pass them and hear what they’re saying.
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize Wow, the repo guy just asked for TIPS on how to extort people! I wonder if I should call the cops. #shadybusiness
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize You’re not going to believe this. So the stranger just told repo guy that he’s NOT a bounty hunter!
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize He actually runs some con called The Fallen, or something like that. People nominate “the cursed” and he “rehabilitates” them
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize @HughLife I hope they catch you. #invasionofprivacy #noneofyourbusiness
— Seb Poena (@SebPoena) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize So they’re walking down the pavement and the repo guy is asking all kinds of dumb questions...
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize “What do you wear at The Fallen meetings? Why don’t you wear that in public? Do you always pose as a bounty hunter?” #lol
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize The stranger looks kind of annoyed. He just told the repo guy he has lots of disguises. DISGUISES? Is this even real life?
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize Stranger just told the repo man they can part ways if he wants. I think the stranger wants to shake off this dumb repo guy.
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize Repo guy just told his new friend he wants to stick around & learn more. This is my lucky day! Not so much for the stranger.
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize There are two guys up ahead fighting. It looks like they’re arguing over a parking spot. #whereisthisgoing
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@HughLife @PilgrimsPrize Ugly for you, I hope.
— Seb Poena (@SebPoena) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize Repo guy: “I bet you could take these guys. They look like they’re cursing each other a lot!” Stranger is shaking his head.
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize And now the two guys fighting are shaking hands and smiling like it was no big deal. #thatwasunexpected
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize Stranger: “See? They were saying one thing, but meant another. No real hate or cursing there.” #gangsterhasasoftspot
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize We’re coming up to a block of flats. They’re climbing the steps. If I stay on the stairwell I can hear what they’re saying.
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize Repo guy: “Ok, watch how I put the fear in this little old lady. She’ll be giving me her grandkids college fund before long.”
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize I just heard the stranger laugh a really creepy laugh. Maybe I should call the cops. They’re knocking on a door.
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize Can’t really hear too much right now. It sounds like they’re arguing with an older woman. #startingtofeelsorry
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize She sounds wheezy and sick.
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize The stranger is laughing again...
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize I just heard the old woman shriek “that’s not true!” They’re yelling now. What on earth is happening up there?
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize Repo guy: “If you don’t give me £500 right now I’ll have you arrested.” This guy is awful.
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize Old woman: “I don’t have £500! I don’t have anything!” This is making me sick. Maybe I should go up there?
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize The old woman sounds on the verge of tears. She just yelled “Go to hell! Stop preying on an old woman!” #toughlady
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize The stranger just started to talk. I think he asked her if she was sure that’s what she wanted. What the hell?
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize The old woman sounds much calmer now. They’re talking quietly.
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize Now there’s some sort of scuffle up there! I just heard a door slam. I’m going to hide outside.
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize Oh my God. A car just pulled up and the stranger came out dragging the repo guy.
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize Repo guy looks unconscious! They’re forcing him into the car! I can’t see a license plate. I’m getting out of here.
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize I keep wondering if I should call the police. But that repo guy deserves whatever he’ll get. #strangerdanger #repogotrepoed
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015@PilgrimsPrize And what cop will believe this story anyway? #backtolifebacktoreality
— Hugh Fryer Life (@HughLife) July 8, 2015